Off Menu T Shirt: Every Design, Sized and Priced

Overview

There's one Off Menu t shirt in the shop and it costs $26.00. No tiered pricing, no premium upsell, no bundle maths to work out. The Off Menu tee is a single design at a single price, and that's the entire offer.

What you're actually buying is a running joke. Ed Gamble and James Acaster have spent years seating guests in the Dream Restaurant and asking them to order a starter, a main, a side, a drink and a dessert - with the whole table judged on the answer to one question before anything else happens: poppadoms or bread? The shirt carries the show's name, which means it works as a nod to anyone who's ever had a strong opinion about a bread basket.

Why this post exists this week

Off Menu keeps publishing episodes in 2026, and the show has the odd habit of picking up listeners years late. Someone hears a clip, works backwards through the archive, gets attached, and then goes looking for a shirt. That search doesn't spike and fade like a tour announcement - it ticks over every week. This page is the answer to it: what's in the range, what it costs, and how to pick a size without guessing.

Details

The tee itself - $26.00

The design is the show's name, printed on a standard tee. The print quality is the part worth mentioning: vibrant, colour that holds up after repeated washing rather than fading into a grey smear by the third wear. At $26.00 it sits in the same bracket as a decent high-street tee, which is roughly the point - you're not paying a novelty markup for a garment you'd only wear to a live show.

It also does the thing good merch is supposed to do: it reads as a shirt first and a reference second. Someone who's never heard the podcast sees a clean graphic tee. Someone who has heard it sees the Dream Restaurant's front door.

Sizing and fit

Sizes and measurements are listed on the product page, and it's worth reading them rather than assuming. Printed tees are the one purchase you can't judge from a photo - the cut matters more than the design once you're actually wearing it. If you're between two sizes and you want a looser fit, go up. If you want it close, go with your usual.

The two stickers worth adding - $7.99 each

If the shirt is the main event, the stickers are the in-jokes. Both cost $7.99 and both land as add-ons rather than standalone orders.

• OFF MENU poppadoms or bread - the show's opening question, printed as a sticker. Sticks to a laptop lid, a water bottle, the back of a phone case. It's the cheapest way to signal which side of the argument you're on.
• WERE OUT HERE OF TACO'S OFF MENU - the stranger, funnier one of the pair, and the one that gets the most questions when people spot it.

Price breakdown

One tee on its own is $26.00. Adding both stickers brings it to $41.98 - still under what a lot of single graphic tees go for elsewhere, and you end up with three things instead of one.

Where to Buy

The Off Menu t shirt is sold through the official Off Menu store, which is the only place the design, the poppadoms-or-bread sticker and the taco sticker sit together. There's no marketplace listing to compare against, so pricing doesn't move around - the $26.00 on the product page is the price.

If you want to see how the tee fits alongside the rest of the range, Off Menu's t-shirt collection is the quickest route, and you can explore the full collection if you'd rather browse stickers and everything else in one pass.

A practical note on ordering: if you're buying the tee and a sticker, put them in one order. Two $7.99 stickers on their own rarely justify their own shipping, and they're designed to be tacked onto something bigger.

FAQ

How much is the Off Menu t shirt?

$26.00. That's the listed price for the Off Menu tee and there are no other tiers or versions of the design to compare it against.

What sizes does it come in?

The full size run and measurements are on the product page. Check those before ordering - a printed tee's fit is the one detail a product photo can't tell you, and sizing up is the safer call if you're between two.

Is the shirt officially licensed Off Menu merch?

Yes. It's sold through the official Off Menu store alongside the poppadoms-or-bread and taco stickers, all at $7.99 each if you want to add one.

Can I buy the shirt and stickers together?

Yes, and it's the cheaper way to do it. The tee plus both stickers comes to $41.98 in a single order rather than three separate ones.

How long does the print last?

The print is built to hold its colour through repeated washing. Wash it inside out and skip the hot cycle and it'll stay sharp far longer than the cheap heat-transfer tees that crack after a month. - -

If you've been working your way through the archive and want something to show for it, the Off Menu t shirt at $26.00 is the place to start - and the poppadoms-or-bread sticker is the cheaper way to test the water first. - -

Ready to grab yours? Check out the Off Menu in the store.